March 2012
Me: I'm just so hungry ALL THE TIME
Zach: TABI.
Me: ?
Zach: TABI. YOU NEED LIKE A SECRET STASH OF FOOD.
Me: ....
Zach: LIKE A SQUIRREL
Matt: Tabi will keep all of her food in her dimple
Me: BAHAHAHA
bertistiredofmutton:
HEY GUYS AWKWARD TRUTHS TIME.
I hate my boxers so much. I can’t take 10 steps in my house without my penis falling out. Might as well wear them backwards. Or go naked. If you’re purposely naked, it’s not embarrassing. You’d just be like, “whassup, i’m naked, if you don’t like it, go somewhere where I’m not naked.” So yes. Boxers are crap. Thank you for reading the debut and...
When my leg cramps
giveyourselftosin:
hornyrice:
February 2012
"Would you kindly..."
me when i go out: i should've stayed home
me when i stay home: i should've gone out
me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner
